Drewche 

The name given to a person named Drew (or Andrew) when they are in the act of being a douche. Drewches often complain and get into arguments, where they believe they are always right. If a drewche is Italian, they are prone to being bi-polar and watching Jersey Shore. While being douches and all, drewches often have a kinder side in which they are accepting of another's feelings besides their own. In order to tell if one is a drewche one must first be named drew and second be a jerk or not care for other people's opinions (of course this is only when they are in the act of being a douche). Drewche, although it has a negative connotation, is typically used in a joking form.

I accidentally stepped on Drew's rice crispy treat the other day and now he's being a real drewche about it and giving me the silent treatment (little did I know it would be two weeks before I heard Drew speak again).

Drewche by Trey2 January 8, 2011

Drewche Bag 

The next step above a douche bag. This person is extremely arrogant and annoys every person in any room they enter simply by the act of entering said room. Drewche Bags always ask irrelevant questions to you about themselves and answer their own questions by pointing both their thumbs at themselves and proudly exclaiming, "THIS GUY!" These questions about themselves often refer to sexual acts that either over-exaggerated or never performed. In fact while a drewche bag brags about fucking lots of women he is actually in the closet. Drewche bags also claim to be able to imbibe large quantities of alcohol and not actually reach the point of intoxication even though they are obviously stumbling and slurring their speech after two drinks.(also drewche bags reading this chuckled to themselves when they read the word quantities because of "tities.") Drewche bags are totally unaware that nobody likes them. One final way to spot a drewche bag is the annoying overuse of the phrase, "That's what she said."

Joe is such a drewche bag, we all know he was totally shitfaced and didn't fuck that hot chick last night; then after he told me about it he wanted to know if I would be his cuddle buddy tonight.

Drewche Bag by Drew, the original "THIS GUY" April 6, 2009

Drewche Bag 

anyone with the first name Drew who coincidentally is a douche bag; a combination of Drew and douche bag

"Were you there when Drew booed the veterans during the moment of silence at the football game?"

"Yea what a Drewche Bag!"

Drewche Bag by E Coli K Mart November 3, 2009

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

dry to drenched 

When the Vaginal region is excited and goes from the baron desert wastelands to the full roaring river of the Amazon in seconds.

When I get her back in the room and play a little Ginuwine she goes dry to drenched!

dry to drenched by Hurtin For A Pirtin May 12, 2015

Dewchebag 

a person who drinks copious amounts of Mountain Dew. Also wears Mountain Dew hats, shirts, etc.

A.C. : "Man, Trent is such a dewchebag"
B.C. : "You're absolutely right."

Dewchebag by jesúscrust June 10, 2015

cum drenched 

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!

Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.

cum drenched by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004