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Draining the mongoose 

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.
"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

draining the lizard 

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"
draining the lizard by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013

draining 

(Verb) the process of listening to music by any of the members of Drain Gang.
He was draining to Peroxide by Ecco2k
draining by tvårp September 19, 2020

Draining me 

When a person envies you so much that they wont leave you alone and they always sucking your dick
Damn that guy is totally draining me.
Draining me by itsalllgewdddd January 7, 2010

Draining The Torpedo 

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.
Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
Draining The Torpedo by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

draining 

when ur listening to 2 much drain gang
Y☮ bro, i'm draining so hard rn 😝👽 bruh dimension's got me
draining by yuh_yurr_yeah April 7, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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