Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
by Grandpoop September 16, 2010
One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.
FACEBOOK:
Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -
Freind: Whats up with you?! :p
Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(
Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -
Freind: Whats up with you?! :p
Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(
Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
by GrandPoop October 08, 2010
One who pretends to like AC/DC too impress people, when they probably dont even like there music, or have only heard "Back In Black".
Me: *walks into school with my ac/dc bag*
Douchebag: "Ac/dc rule!"
Me: "Name five songs.." -.-
Douchebag: "Uhhh...uhhh...Back in black?!"
Me: -.- "Another Fake AC/DC fan.."
Douchebag: "Ac/dc rule!"
Me: "Name five songs.." -.-
Douchebag: "Uhhh...uhhh...Back in black?!"
Me: -.- "Another Fake AC/DC fan.."
by GrandPoop October 02, 2010
Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
by GrandPoop October 23, 2010
Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."
Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"
Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"
Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."
Some guy: "Oh right..."
Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"
Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"
Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."
Some guy: "Oh right..."
by GrandPoop October 15, 2010
Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...
Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"
Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
by GrandPoop September 17, 2010
by GrandPoop September 18, 2010