GrandPoop's definitions
One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.
FACEBOOK:
Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -
Freind: Whats up with you?! :p
Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(
Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -
Freind: Whats up with you?! :p
Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(
Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
by GrandPoop October 12, 2010
Get the facebook sympathy whoremug. Very catchy tune to rap. Trust me, it WILL get stuck in your head.
Rap this, you wont be able to stop:
Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...
Rap this, you wont be able to stop:
Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...
Dorothy: "Drat that girl"
Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"
Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"
Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....
Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"
Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"
Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....
by GrandPoop September 23, 2010
Get the Drat that Girlmug. Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
by Grandpoop September 16, 2010
Get the Piss shivermug. Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...
Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"
Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
by GrandPoop September 17, 2010
Get the Urinal Poop Swoopmug. One who pretends to like AC/DC too impress people, when they probably dont even like there music, or have only heard "Back In Black".
Me: *walks into school with my ac/dc bag*
Douchebag: "Ac/dc rule!"
Me: "Name five songs.." -.-
Douchebag: "Uhhh...uhhh...Back in black?!"
Me: -.- "Another Fake AC/DC fan.."
Douchebag: "Ac/dc rule!"
Me: "Name five songs.." -.-
Douchebag: "Uhhh...uhhh...Back in black?!"
Me: -.- "Another Fake AC/DC fan.."
by GrandPoop October 2, 2010
Get the Fake AC/DC fanmug. When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"
Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
by GrandPoop October 7, 2010
Get the Morning eyesmug. Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
by GrandPoop October 23, 2010
Get the Draining The Torpedomug.