12 definitions by GrandPoop

One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.
FACEBOOK:

Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -

Freind: Whats up with you?! :p

Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(

Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
by GrandPoop October 8, 2010
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When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
by GrandPoop October 6, 2010
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Shaking randomly when your pissing :P
Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"

Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
by GrandPoop September 16, 2010
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A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.
Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*
by GrandPoop September 27, 2010
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A plane that you can hear but cant see..
Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."

Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"

Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"

Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."

Some guy: "Oh right..."
by GrandPoop October 15, 2010
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Draw The Line is an amazing rock album created by awesome hard-rock band, Aerosmith. Draw The Line was a follow-up too there previous album, titles, Rocks. Although this record was not as successfull as their last two albums, Toys In The Attic and Rocks, Draw the Line still kicks ass!
Aerosmith - Draw The Line is one of my favourite albums!
by GrandPoop October 3, 2010
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Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."
by GrandPoop September 18, 2010
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