GrandPoop's definitions

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

Coney Island White Fish

A used rubber.

Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."

by GrandPoop September 18, 2010

Piss shiver

Shaking randomly when your pissing :P

Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"

Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"

by Grandpoop September 16, 2010

Drat that Girl

Very catchy tune to rap. Trust me, it WILL get stuck in your head.

Rap this, you wont be able to stop:

Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...

Dorothy: "Drat that girl"

Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"

Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"

Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....

by GrandPoop September 23, 2010

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

facebook sympathy whore

One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.

FACEBOOK:

Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -

Freind: Whats up with you?! :p

Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(

Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

IPod Nano

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

by GrandPoop September 28, 2010