Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.

Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"

by GrandPoop October 07, 2010

Fake AC/DC fan

One who pretends to like AC/DC too impress people, when they probably dont even like there music, or have only heard "Back In Black".

Me: *walks into school with my ac/dc bag*

Douchebag: "Ac/dc rule!"

Me: "Name five songs.." -.-

Douchebag: "Uhhh...uhhh...Back in black?!"

Me: -.- "Another Fake AC/DC fan.."

by GrandPoop October 02, 2010

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

facebook sympathy whore

One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.

FACEBOOK:

Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -

Freind: Whats up with you?! :p

Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(

Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

IPod Nano

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

by GrandPoop September 28, 2010

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

Aerosmith - Draw The Line

Draw The Line is an amazing rock album created by awesome hard-rock band, Aerosmith. Draw The Line was a follow-up too there previous album, titles, Rocks. Although this record was not as successfull as their last two albums, Toys In The Attic and Rocks, Draw the Line still kicks ass!

Aerosmith - Draw The Line is one of my favourite albums!

by GrandPoop October 07, 2010