dowens 

A mix of heavy autism and downs syndrome

Tomah has dowens for not getting a hundo bones

dowens by stickysad June 16, 2017

downspotted 

When you send a message to someone via your choice of social media, and the person you are trying to contact leaves you on seen, but they still make posts and interact with other friends.

Zeph: Hey, Rebecca! How've you been?
Rebecca: *reads message but does not respond, also makes a post about how no one messages her*
Zeph: Wow, downspotted by Rebecca again...

downspotted by ThoughtsDeeperThanCuts December 2, 2014

nice downs 

Nice downs is used when people say/do something as dumb and unthoughtful. It could also be used to describe an abysmal and stupid person. The phrase is short for Down syndrome because people with this illness are known to be mentally challenged.

Calvin: “I got a 45% on my exam”
Noor: “Nice downs bro”

nice downs by Noor.... November 11, 2020

Downstaged 

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.

We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.

Downstaged by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009

downshifters 

People who had a good professional job and (usually) a house which had significantly increased in value - but then they realised that by selling the house and moving to another (usually rural, far cheaper) area of the country, they could 'downshift' their lives and yet still have a small fortune in the bank + less stress, less work, more time with the family, more money.

See also: downshifting.

I know a couple who downshifted from their £2.1m house in London. She was in teaching, he was an accountant. Now they run a great little art gallery during the summer in the wilds of the Derbyshire Peak District, and just make art and teach their kids for most of the year."

downshifters by Nupe January 6, 2004

Downstairs DJ 

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

Downstairs DJ by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

fat-me-downs 

the old clothes that someone gives away after they've lost a considerable amount of weight; similar to hand-me downs

my sister, having lost some weight, insulted me by offering her fat-me-downs

fat-me-downs by victorialeighton January 12, 2008