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1. To perform a particular action, phrase or movement that is considered 'retarded' 'silly' or 'dumb'.

2. To be un-coordinated at a particular task.

3. To act 'hostile' or 'psychopathic' or 'perverted' in a completely unrelated subject.

4. To have sexual relations (or similar) with an animal. Often poultry.

5. To make a particular phrase that consists of 5 or more swearwords, often combined with the above examples.
1. "Man why did you kick that kitten? What a downsey"

2. "Man when it comes to hackey sack your a downsey"

3. "Don't let him near the children, he's a bit downsey"

4. "Man I had an awesome fuck with a chicken last night, It was quite the downsey"

5. "Hey mate how are you?"
"Hey you fucking dipshit faggot cunt, im fucking good"
"Why are you going all downsey on me?"
Downsey by Ryan The Opressor September 7, 2007
A tree toad commenly found in the region of South America and small numbers in France. Another name for the toad is "Tard" and this name was given by the boomabooma tribe that live there.
"Hey i saw a Tard today in the forest!" "Oh you saw downsey?"
Downsey's are usualy found in caves or under rocks, and are amazingly stupid.
Downseys Or Tards as they are more commonly known are fat and reports from the boomabooma tribe suggest they smell like "a very smelly sock".
Downsey by jonnyevans March 11, 2009

Robert Downey Jr 

A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Robert Downey Jr is well known for the line, "What do you mean, you people?"
Robert Downey Jr by Kirk Lazarus October 16, 2008

Robert Downey Jr. 

One of the most talented, versatile and admirable (not to mention badass) actors of our time. Has persistently displayed witty performances alongside depth and variation throughout his impressive career.

Best known for his films Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Sherlock Holmes and (wait for it) the upcoming Avengers...can't wait!!

Also known for his impressive strength & recovery from drug use, and even for his charm and attractiveness (looking pretty good for being in his 40s).
Robert Downey Jr. could give straight men a hard-on. There, I said it.
Robert Downey Jr. by hamzawesome August 1, 2012

Downeyriffic 

In relation to the actor Robert Downey Jr, it's another way of saying "fantastic" or "really well acted"
Would you like some hot soup?

Sure, that would be downeyriffic.
Downeyriffic by Adawg. November 14, 2006
if your girl is ever upset, just tell her to downset

“told that upset b*tch to downset”
downset by winkdink November 12, 2019

Downeyism 

Since Robert Downey Jr. is simply glorious and could easily be placed on the same level as a deity, many have decided to convert to Downeyism. Downeyism, although a newly formed and quite questionable religion, is based on the celebration of Robert Downey Jr.'s existence.
I have officially converted to Downeyism.

After I got done watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I became a follower of Downeyism.
Downeyism by eixxam February 22, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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