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1. To perform a particular action, phrase or movement that is considered 'retarded' 'silly' or 'dumb'.

2. To be un-coordinated at a particular task.

3. To act 'hostile' or 'psychopathic' or 'perverted' in a completely unrelated subject.

4. To have sexual relations (or similar) with an animal. Often poultry.

5. To make a particular phrase that consists of 5 or more swearwords, often combined with the above examples.
1. "Man why did you kick that kitten? What a downsey"

2. "Man when it comes to hackey sack your a downsey"

3. "Don't let him near the children, he's a bit downsey"

4. "Man I had an awesome fuck with a chicken last night, It was quite the downsey"

5. "Hey mate how are you?"
"Hey you fucking dipshit faggot cunt, im fucking good"
"Why are you going all downsey on me?"
Downsey by Ryan The Opressor September 7, 2007
A tree toad commenly found in the region of South America and small numbers in France. Another name for the toad is "Tard" and this name was given by the boomabooma tribe that live there.
"Hey i saw a Tard today in the forest!" "Oh you saw downsey?"
Downsey's are usualy found in caves or under rocks, and are amazingly stupid.
Downseys Or Tards as they are more commonly known are fat and reports from the boomabooma tribe suggest they smell like "a very smelly sock".
Downsey by jonnyevans March 11, 2009

Robert Downey Jr 

A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Robert Downey Jr is well known for the line, "What do you mean, you people?"
Robert Downey Jr by Kirk Lazarus October 16, 2008

Robert Downey Jr. 

One of the most talented, versatile and admirable (not to mention badass) actors of our time. Has persistently displayed witty performances alongside depth and variation throughout his impressive career.

Best known for his films Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Sherlock Holmes and (wait for it) the upcoming Avengers...can't wait!!

Also known for his impressive strength & recovery from drug use, and even for his charm and attractiveness (looking pretty good for being in his 40s).
Robert Downey Jr. could give straight men a hard-on. There, I said it.
Robert Downey Jr. by hamzawesome August 1, 2012

Downeyriffic 

In relation to the actor Robert Downey Jr, it's another way of saying "fantastic" or "really well acted"
Would you like some hot soup?

Sure, that would be downeyriffic.
Downeyriffic by Adawg. November 14, 2006
if your girl is ever upset, just tell her to downset

“told that upset b*tch to downset”
downset by winkdink November 12, 2019

Downeyism 

Since Robert Downey Jr. is simply glorious and could easily be placed on the same level as a deity, many have decided to convert to Downeyism. Downeyism, although a newly formed and quite questionable religion, is based on the celebration of Robert Downey Jr.'s existence.
I have officially converted to Downeyism.

After I got done watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I became a follower of Downeyism.
Downeyism by eixxam February 22, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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