Dousch

Unreal, a player on Cho'gall on the game World of Warcraft, is called this often. It means "The Greatest PvPer alive"

Ünreal is a Dousch. Why does he even play this game.

by Not Ünreal February 22, 2009

dousch baggins

Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...

The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...

by D-rek Diggler February 16, 2008

dousch bag

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

dousch bag

a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night

hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny

by fozzy wozzy October 6, 2006

dousch bag

A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.

Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag

by YoMUm March 13, 2008

dousch bag

A stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes

Carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!

by yoman June 3, 2006

Step-dousch

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.

Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch

by Masterprophet January 2, 2012