That thing your mother marries when your father and her aren't together anymore. It's basically his life goal to make your life a living hell. You're mother is too blind to see it, but you just want to give him a solid kick in the face, or stab. Whatever.
That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!
Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'