douchology
douchology by myg September 9, 2009
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Douchelogue
A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.
Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.
I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.
I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.
Douchelogue by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008
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Duckology
Yo, do you know Duckology
Doucheology
The study of being a douche bag.
Man 1: Hey dickhead, I finally got my degree in Doucheology.
Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?
Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-
Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!
Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?
Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-
Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!
Doucheology by Doucheologist September 14, 2010
duckology
Derived from the expression "lame duck." The extremely sophisticated and thorogh study of everything that is lame, uncool, unworthy of public notice. Usually observed in office or extremely beurocractic environments where the untalented manage the extremely bright and well literate. Other forms of the word are ducking (v), duckly (adv), duck (adj), duckologist (n).
Jim spend many hours of his duckology class researching the negative and contagious effects of lameness.
Douchologist
That frat boy that makes his own tank tops and drinks protein shakes 6 times a day is a douchologist.
Douchologist by Wordy wizard September 16, 2017