Doucheology

The study of being a douche bag.

Man 1: Hey dickhead, I finally got my degree in Doucheology.

Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?

Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-

Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!

by Doucheologist September 14, 2010

Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

by Tagz April 18, 2010

douchology

The study and/or art of being a douchebag

I think my ex-girlfriend majored in douchology, with a minor in PMS.

by myg September 9, 2009

Douchelogue

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008

Doucheolous monkitoes

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".

"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"

by Desserts January 11, 2015

douchologist

dr. of douchery

yo yo is a douchologist

by piggy15 May 1, 2015

DOUCHELOG

Bigger than a douchebag but more violent.

he said he had an air quotes girlfriend thus making me his air quotes mistress...what a douchelog!

by ajbos May 18, 2016