Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.
He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!
by JBroms June 18, 2011
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noun; colloquialism: A low-skilled immigrant typically from the third world, who often cannot speak English, tends to be exclusively male and of fighting age and has travelled through multiple countries in Europe under the pretense of evading war; and whose presence is justified by self-hating, smug, regressive leftists that define these immigrants as "doctors or engineers"
noun; colloquialism: A low-skilled immigrant typically from the third world, who often cannot speak English, tends to be exclusively male and of fighting age and has travelled through multiple countries in Europe under the pretense of evading war; and whose presence is justified by self-hating, smug, regressive leftists that define these immigrants as "doctors or engineers"
by Gunga Din May 7, 2021
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This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.
Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.
by V Juice July 2, 2009
Get the douchiner mug.A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.
"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."
by Richard Headson November 8, 2011
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noun; colloquialism: A low-skilled immigrant typically from the third world, who often cannot speak English, tends to be exclusively male and of fighting age and has travelled through multiple countries in Europe under the pretense of evading war; and whose presence is justified by self-hating, smug, regressive leftists that define these immigrants as "doctors or engineers"
noun; colloquialism: A low-skilled immigrant typically from the third world, who often cannot speak English, tends to be exclusively male and of fighting age and has travelled through multiple countries in Europe under the pretense of evading war; and whose presence is justified by self-hating, smug, regressive leftists that define these immigrants as "doctors or engineers"
by Gunga Din May 7, 2021
Get the Doctineer mug.n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.
by chad-o February 21, 2009
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by the dude of AMH December 16, 2008
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