douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.

Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."

douchetopia by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011

Doucheforia

The ultimate level of douchieness one can reach.

Tom has reached a new level of doucheforia!

Doucheforia by Spider13 August 13, 2014

Douchetotale 

Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal

- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.

- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.

- Unworthy

That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!

Douchetotale by nickyn74 July 26, 2011

douchetarian 

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

douchetarian by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

Douchétarian by sherwinre August 2, 2017

douchemolian 

n. inhabitant of the planet douchemo.

we are douchemolians. we will crowd you out of the purchase of $15 cheeseburgers. you will be destroyed.

douchemolian by mittelwerk October 18, 2008

doucheoplasty

The no so common practice of body modification by having foreign bodies of stainless steel implanted under the skin, commonly in the shape of a ring, a plate, or a star. Surgical implantation of magnets, spikes, and common household objects are also categorized this way.

Me: Crazy Johnny is in the hospital with staph infection after attempting to implant a Nintendo controller into his left arm!
You: Yeah - if you're going to go for the doucheoplasty, at least go to a professional.

doucheoplasty by Ninja Turtle November 7, 2007