This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.
by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011
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Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal
- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.
- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.
- Unworthy
- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.
- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.
- Unworthy
That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!
by nickyn74 July 26, 2011
Get the Douchetotale mug.Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.
by Troll Master General November 16, 2011
Get the douchetarian mug.Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
by sherwinre August 2, 2017
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by mittelwerk October 18, 2008
Get the douchemolian mug.The no so common practice of body modification by having foreign bodies of stainless steel implanted under the skin, commonly in the shape of a ring, a plate, or a star. Surgical implantation of magnets, spikes, and common household objects are also categorized this way.
Me: Crazy Johnny is in the hospital with staph infection after attempting to implant a Nintendo controller into his left arm!
You: Yeah - if you're going to go for the doucheoplasty, at least go to a professional.
You: Yeah - if you're going to go for the doucheoplasty, at least go to a professional.
by Ninja Turtle November 7, 2007
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