Douchetotale 

Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal

- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.

- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.

- Unworthy

That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!

Douchetotale by nickyn74 July 26, 2011

douchebottle 

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.

Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.

douchebottle by lakesX3 November 11, 2009