Douchetosis
Douchetosis by ArcticPhoenix900 May 17, 2014
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doucheoisie
A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.
I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
doucheoisie by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010
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doucheois
pronounced like bourgeois
1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.
2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.
2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
doucheois by Eric Payne June 16, 2008
doucheosity
doucheosity by flo ferguson October 19, 2008
douchecosity
A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.
The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.
douchecosity by douchecosity November 9, 2011
Doucheoisie
Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.
Doucheoisie by Elk e summer March 5, 2011
doucheoisie
The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.
doucheoisie by Mauerhan November 11, 2009
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