Doucheopath

A self absorbed total dirtball, interested only in themselves. A user, taker, waste of skin.

That developer is a total Doucheopath!

by Husky931 February 16, 2019

Douchepatch

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.

"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"

by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014

doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."

Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.

by LAWMAN November 18, 2004

Douchiopath

A douchebag/sociopath hybrid. Generally, but not always, of the male sex.

Poor Erin, she has a chronic habit of attracting douchiopaths.

by Brendan McGinger May 13, 2014

Doucheopottamus

A human who is such a giant douche bag that they may also bear Hippopotamus DNA. Someone who is so big of a Douche that it's impossible to overlook their presence.

Hey.. its Christmas and that guy took up 3 parking spaces....what a Doucheoppotamus.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.

by Skunkdynamite January 27, 2015

doucheopotamus

A specific person who is behaving like a real jack-ass or huge douche!

Eventually they both are attacked by a wild doucheopotamus and mauled n raped to death

by BigBossanova August 4, 2011

douchekathot

a douchekathot is a person who exceeds the limits of a douche and a thot combined into one. therefore creating a DOUCHEKATHOT. they're stingy little buttholes who like to call you short stack and think they're the shit on the bricks. alrighty bye.

penis and vagina salad for the douchekathots.

by penis and vagina salad. March 6, 2019