Doucheopath
Doucheopath by Husky931 February 16, 2019
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Douchepatch
The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.
"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"
or
"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"
or
"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"
Douchepatch by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014
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doucheoftheyear
someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."
doucheoftheyear by LAWMAN November 18, 2004
Douchiopath
Douchiopath by Brendan McGinger May 13, 2014
Doucheopottamus
A human who is such a giant douche bag that they may also bear Hippopotamus DNA. Someone who is so big of a Douche that it's impossible to overlook their presence.
Hey.. its Christmas and that guy took up 3 parking spaces....what a Doucheoppotamus.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.
Doucheopottamus by Skunkdynamite January 27, 2015
doucheopotamus
doucheopotamus by BigBossanova August 4, 2011
douchekathot
a douchekathot is a person who exceeds the limits of a douche and a thot combined into one. therefore creating a DOUCHEKATHOT. they're stingy little buttholes who like to call you short stack and think they're the shit on the bricks. alrighty bye.
douchekathot by penis and vagina salad. March 6, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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