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Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.
by Elk e summer February 19, 2011
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When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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