2 definitions by Pdoany.

douchamonger

Pronounced: (doosh-uh-mong-ur)

One who constantly acts like a douche on epic proportions.

(Douche slaps other guy's books on the ground.)
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..

by Pdoany. February 26, 2009

sketchmonster

One who is sketchy in monstrous proportions.

One who is very, very suspicious or acts in suspicious ways.

(Random guy hides behind a wall.)
Person 1: Dude, look at that sketchmonster behind that wall.
Person 2: Yeah, seriously. Look at him. Standing behind that wall.

by Pdoany. February 26, 2009