douchemeter
The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.
douchemeter by olympiacos December 26, 2006
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doucheketeers
Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.
doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013
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Douchester
1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010
douchometer
The level on a scale from 1-10 on how much any person, persons, or particular action was douche-like or of a mean, malignant, or asshole-like behavior
student A: Dude, my science teacher just gave me detention for being like two seconds late
student B: wtf man that's an easy 7.5 on the douchometer
student B: wtf man that's an easy 7.5 on the douchometer
douchometer by akroyoungin April 25, 2008
doucheosterone
The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
doucheosterone by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
douchemate
douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006
douchemeyer
A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
douchemeyer by mitch guist May 7, 2013
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