douchemeyer 

A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.

An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.

Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)

Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.

Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.

Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.

Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.

That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.

I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.

douchemeyer by mitch guist May 7, 2013

douchometer 

The level on a scale from 1-10 on how much any person, persons, or particular action was douche-like or of a mean, malignant, or asshole-like behavior

student A: Dude, my science teacher just gave me detention for being like two seconds late

student B: wtf man that's an easy 7.5 on the douchometer

douchometer by akroyoungin April 25, 2008

Douchemover

1. A person who pulls many douchemoves.

ex. "That was such a douchemove, he's a DOUCHEMOVER"

Douchemover by abbddejt August 22, 2009

douchember 

Having sex with as many douche bags as you want, and then dropping their sorry asses, or dick teasin it and NOT having sex with said douche bag...in the month of december.

i cant believe i had sex with that tool...oh well, its douchember

douchember by SickNastMuthaFucka November 21, 2010

doucheometer 

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

doucheometer by sonbro56 August 15, 2010

doucheneer 

When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.

This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!

doucheneer by ampercule August 14, 2011

Doucheyer 

Pronounced douche-E-A

A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.

This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.

Doucheyer by Kesquire January 2, 2013