douchegrammer
"Did this work on staging?" - "Not sure, the douchegrammer didn't even test locally!" - "Fire him!" - "Uh oh"
douchegrammer by Brogrammer666 March 2, 2020
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douchegrabber
Literally a person who steals douches, but is an insult that can be used to describe a person who is thought to be an stupid shit
Man Zofa yous a mofuckin douchegrabber. That little shit pissed on the toilet seat!..Douchegrabber. Or that douchegrabber stole douches from that store.
douchegrabber by C.J. - douchebag July 18, 2008
Douchehammer
Douchehammer is among the highest ranked of all douches. Douchehammers are known for their ability to irritate any woman to the point of physically violent behavior by merely being in her presence. Often found in small cliques of lower-ranking douches, douchehammers are used for the purpose of making the rest of the clique seem less douchy by contrast, to women who would otherwise not give any of them a second of their time.
*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.
*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.
1. "The Douchehammer really took one for the team last night!"
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."
Douchehammer by don grimm March 30, 2015
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.