douchegrammer
"Did this work on staging?" - "Not sure, the douchegrammer didn't even test locally!" - "Fire him!" - "Uh oh"
douchegrammer by Brogrammer666 March 2, 2020
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Douchecammer by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019
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douchehammer
Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass
douchehammer by swooper74 October 13, 2006
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douchehammered by Daddy’o Rondog January 26, 2019
douchegrabber
Literally a person who steals douches, but is an insult that can be used to describe a person who is thought to be an stupid shit
Man Zofa yous a mofuckin douchegrabber. That little shit pissed on the toilet seat!..Douchegrabber. Or that douchegrabber stole douches from that store.
douchegrabber by C.J. - douchebag July 18, 2008
Douchehammer
Douchehammer is among the highest ranked of all douches. Douchehammers are known for their ability to irritate any woman to the point of physically violent behavior by merely being in her presence. Often found in small cliques of lower-ranking douches, douchehammers are used for the purpose of making the rest of the clique seem less douchy by contrast, to women who would otherwise not give any of them a second of their time.
*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.
*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.
1. "The Douchehammer really took one for the team last night!"
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."
Douchehammer by don grimm March 30, 2015
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