douchebaggious

To be chock-full of thoughts and ideas that securely solidify your position as a douchebag. see: kenny melvin.

"Nice one, Canaan. Glad you don't feel like you need to add to the pensblog by posting some inane story everyone's already read or making some douchebaggious comment about someone or something.

source: Jeff from Korea (creator)

douchebaggious by Canaan August 16, 2007

Douchebagginess 

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.

"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."

Douchebagginess by Zp_db October 5, 2009

douchebaggins 

The doucheiest of douchbags; one who engages in a whole-nother level of douchebaggery.

"You are such a douchebaggins"

douchebaggins by Wastey-McHammeredson January 31, 2010

Douchebaggins 

A douche bag short in stature. Deriving from the words "Douche Bag" and "Bilbo Baggins."

That Tom Cruise sure is a Douchebaggins

Douchebaggins by 5 Dollar Dave January 24, 2009

douchebaggio

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.

"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"

douchebaggio by Philllipp McCracken October 28, 2013

Douchebagitus 

A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.

Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.

Douchebagitus... look around... watch the news...

Douchebagitus by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010

Froto Douchebaggins 

Acting like a Lord of the Douches

Excuse me Froto Douchebaggins, but standind in a parking spot and "holding" it for your friend is not allowed in the city

Froto Douchebaggins by Matt Ulery June 24, 2008