Douchebagitus 

A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.

Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.

Douchebagitus... look around... watch the news...

Douchebagitus by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010

douchebagitus 

A contagious form of douchebaggery where a person you hang around with is such a douchebag, it rubs off on others where they too become douchebags.

I must have douchebagitus because my friends were decent when I met them. Now they are all douchesniffers.

douchebagitus by jon.o April 13, 2010

douchebagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.

That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?

douchebagitron by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagitronly 

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

douchebagitronly by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.

People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.


See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)

Douchebagnitude by Cory Price April 29, 2005

douchebaginess 

The actions exemplified by a huge fucking douche.

"connor, you just addded a ppoint to the douchebaginess"

douchebaginess by wilssonn March 24, 2010

douchebaggious

To be chock-full of thoughts and ideas that securely solidify your position as a douchebag. see: kenny melvin.

"Nice one, Canaan. Glad you don't feel like you need to add to the pensblog by posting some inane story everyone's already read or making some douchebaggious comment about someone or something.

source: Jeff from Korea (creator)

douchebaggious by Canaan August 16, 2007