The greatest word of all
time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:
- the wearing of
flat-billed
baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing
polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should'
ve died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up
beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"
See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by
definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.
At
least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no
cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their
small members.
