Douchetron

Douche -- Someone being a douchebag
Tron -- Someone who has no feelings, heartless, repetitive.

Douchetron -- Someone who is an insensitive, perpetual, asshole, piece of shit, waste of life, robotic jerk off, liar, manipulator, keeps you waiting up late at nights, is always bailing, repeatedly lets you down, and plays the nice guy act even though he is FAR from it.

One who sucks at ALL aspects of life.

Girl: So are you coming over?
Boy: Yes i am.
( 6 hours later )
Girl: Are you coming still
Boy: No
Girl: WTH?
Boy: My phone is dying.
Girl: WHAT A DOUCHETRON!!!

Douchetron by kozzykozkoz December 31, 2011

DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

douchebro 

when you have a bro who is also a total douchebag. Basically your stereotypical fratboy Big and with muscles and wears really tight polo shirts with popped collars and way too much cologne. Looks down on other people who are not his fellow bros and thinks he is God's gift to the universe. Most likely has has some form of venereal disease at some point, and will tell girls whatever they want to hear to get them to sleep with them.

hey man, Stacey must not have very good BrONAR cuz that dude she is with is such a douchebro...he's only telling her what she wants to hear so he can get to sharpen her with his pork sword. She thinks he's sincere but he's only interested in the hump'n'dump.

douchebro by shoelace September 30, 2008

doucherocket 

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

doucherocket by jumblebox May 1, 2008

douchemonk 

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.

Dude you're such a douchemonk!

douchemonk by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

DoucheCon by popculturista June 13, 2008

douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008