douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

by Mission Maker April 13, 2006

douche tool

wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head

me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?

by JohnPaulDCLXVI April 1, 2009

douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.

Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!

by hey there pal December 13, 2010

Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010

Douche-tool

They are the ultimate bastard. The super hybrid of a Douche Bag and a tool. They go above and beyond the regular terms of tool and Douche.

Yo! Kyle! Why are you such a douche-tool?!?!?!?

by gaaaaabbbbbz is cool September 5, 2009

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010