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douche tool
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wears the same sweater
every day
thinks he is
the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a
pyramid head
me: that guy is
friggin
dumb dude
you: he's
a douche
tool.
me:
i know, right
?
douche tool
by
JohnPaulDCLXVI
April 1, 2009
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