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douchbone

1) matter that is going to die because they are not one with Divinity

2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.
Yeshua: Lucifer don't be a douchbone because you can't creati a new Universe; desire nothing from this world to the next.

Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.
by Ladonna Mae Demont September 29, 2007
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Doucheyne

The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.
Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014
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Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.
"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."
by DanoNYC January 13, 2010
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Doucheneck

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.
"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."
by Jspaz October 4, 2009
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Doucheness

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
by WMS August 12, 2006
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douchometer

The level on a scale from 1-10 on how much any person, persons, or particular action was douche-like or of a mean, malignant, or asshole-like behavior
student A: Dude, my science teacher just gave me detention for being like two seconds late

student B: wtf man that's an easy 7.5 on the douchometer
by akroyoungin April 25, 2008
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Doucheness

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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