doucheon
Someone who sucks at life.
doucheon by AshleyAZ84 February 22, 2009
Words you can keep
Doucheon
A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child
The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes
The Tough Guy of the group.
The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes
The Tough Guy of the group.
Doucheon by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009
Related Words
Doucheyne
Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?
Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
Doucheyne by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014
Douchenetic
Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010
Douchenigger
Hey look at that douchenigger over there!
Douchenigger by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010
douchenometry
a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
Douchenose
Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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