doubletakes

An item or items of clothing that cause onlookers to double take as the wearer may seem naked or scantily clothed at first glance. Doubletakes are usually skintight and skin coloured to create the illusion of being naked.

I thought Suzy wasn't wearing pants when I first saw her, but it turns out she was just wearing her doubletakes.

doubletakes by astra September 13, 2012

doublenaked 

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.

Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

doublenaked by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

Joan Rivers Doubletake by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

doublenaked 

The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.

"We banged on the floor, and then we doublenaked cuddled."

doublenaked by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011

doubletake 

When you are doin your business on the can,wipe,start to get up and need to sit back down beacuse u gotta go...again.

Even though I shit a brick, there was more for the doubletake.

doubletake by MCBurg March 3, 2005

Chick-Fil-A Doubletake 

When you drive to Chick-Fil-A and it’s a Sunday and you forget that they are not like other fast food chains and are not open on Sunday.

I did a Chick-Fil-A Doubletake and had to go to Taco Bell because I forgot they were closed on Sunday.

Chick-Fil-A Doubletake by Nato1029 December 23, 2019