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double fucker 

A female who has given a parenteral DNA test to her current or ex boyfriend/husband, with the results returning that he is not the father of her baby.

A married male who has fucked someone other than his wife.
Hey, did you see Maury this morning? Every guest on the stage turned out to be a double fucker!

You double fucker! I hope she fucked you well, cause you'll never fuck me again!
double fucker by David Hammond January 9, 2009
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Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man
Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.
Double Fucked by The big guy 1 November 25, 2018

double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.
"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"
double fucked by Mike September 20, 2004

Double Fucked in the Ass

When two things go wrong in a row...
"Yeah, so yesterday I got double fucked in the ass."

"Kyle over here just got double fucked in the ass."

Double-Star-Fucked 

when you make a mistake when typing and do the little *correcty thing, and then you fuck up again, and have to do the correction with two **
aw fcuk
fukc*
FUCK**
"this is a Double-Star-Fucked statement"

double puma fucked

When two guys wearing Puma track suits hit on the one available girl at the bar.
I wanted to make a move but she was already getting double puma fucked by the two guys from before.

Double Fish Face Fucked 

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them
She´s getting double fish face fucked! Fucking Gross!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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