double fucker

A female who has given a parenteral DNA test to her current or ex boyfriend/husband, with the results returning that he is not the father of her baby.

A married male who has fucked someone other than his wife.

Hey, did you see Maury this morning? Every guest on the stage turned out to be a double fucker!

You double fucker! I hope she fucked you well, cause you'll never fuck me again!

by David Hammond January 9, 2009

Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man

Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.

by The big guy 1 November 25, 2018

double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.

"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"

by Mike September 20, 2004

Double-Star-Fucked

when you make a mistake when typing and do the little *correcty thing, and then you fuck up again, and have to do the correction with two **

aw fcuk
fukc*
FUCK**
"this is a Double-Star-Fucked statement"

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 28, 2009

double puma fucked

When two guys wearing Puma track suits hit on the one available girl at the bar.

I wanted to make a move but she was already getting double puma fucked by the two guys from before.

by Kryweeze May 19, 2009

Double Fish Face Fucked

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them

She´s getting double fish face fucked! Fucking Gross!

by eyitsmatty January 8, 2022