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double barking

when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.
man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.

person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
double barking by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009
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double baking 

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.
Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.
double baking by Kampfers July 24, 2012

Double Banking 

When a person in a pub is in possession of two pints at the same time, one in each hand, he is said to be double banking.

This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.
Look how slowly Steve's drinking, another round and he'll be double banking.
Double Banking by hex_ten January 13, 2009

double baking 

VERB:
To listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down.
This is based on the fact that those who simply lie on the couch watching TV are couch potatoes, therefore they must be "baking." It's even worse if they're doing two worthless things simultaneously: hence, they are "double baking."
It follows that they would be double baked couch potatoes for those who care.
"I was so bored that I got on the couch and spent the evening double baking with 'Seinfeld' and 'Exile on Main Street.'"
"Are you just gonna lie there double baking, or are you goin' with me to Joey's?"
double baking by James J. Mitchell September 1, 2006

Double Baking 

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
Double Baking by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020

Double backing 

While you and partner lay there in bed naked next to each other jumping the air and talking dirty to each other.
The couple were double backing late at night.
Double backing by Dr Jekyll619 March 27, 2021

Doublebacking 

Doublebacking is a method by which the ass is wiped in a 2 stroke motion,the first pass is to get the ass about 80% fecal free and the return stroke is wipe clean any residue and stains left behind due to soft stool
Bob had to do some heavy duty doublebacking ,due to the Mexican dinner last that caused his colon to erupt with a heavy brown soup
Doublebacking by BIG T 49 November 8, 2017
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