doseja

definition used as a slang term for marijuana by loserass hicks that have nothin better to do than making fun of smoking the "doseja"

smoke the doseja there is a car behind us

by nick October 10, 2003

doseface

Irish slang for someone who looks like they are, or will likely be a 'dose', i.e. a pain in the hole; shite craic; obnoxious.

Your wan with the selfiestick had a right doseface on her.

by doseface February 1, 2019

The Nobody Doseage

1000UG LSD +/- Cannabis, to unlock permanent visuals, schizophrenia and meme magic with scp factorization variables initiated into an individuals perspective reality allowing them to manifold and manipulate the metaphysical reality to there will, the nobody was initially so out of control he was sectioned under the mental health act, after visiting a police station and questioning them about government links between the creation and control of ToR, aswell as the respective nodes and the pertaining links to C.P traffic being routed through these Nodes, asking why if it's all traceable due to GCHQ/MI/NSA is there still such meshes existing, The Nobody has Masonic links in his family, but is not a Mason, The Nobody wears the Pepe The Frog, On his face

The Nobody Doseage, is the doseage required for Enlightenment into Nobodyhood, is full of ex-government UltrawokeNEET/s+' who will lead the fight against the cabal elite, equipped with schizophrenia, telepathic abilities and an I.Q so high it oscillates differently than the average NPC rendering them untestable. SCP variables 13.37 Illuminati Card Game Re-release leak

by Alien0 October 12, 2019

dosecast

the ipod version of a galaxy radio show in yorkshire on fm and on dab and sky. 3 funny fuckers on the radio without the semi censored.

im going to download hirstys dosecast, its funn as fuck

by danny u nob jockey March 2, 2009

doeja

someone who is bossed around from another person their same age body & type

yo son u bitch ass, go to tje store u doeja

by michael phillip February 1, 2007

dosja

1. someone who travels behind, following another persons every move or command.

2. Being a one person fan club

3. an attendant, servant, or retainer.

4. to pursue obsessively another person.

5. Being someones bitch.

My boyfriend is my dosja..He checks my facebook ten thousand times a day.

Girl: " Go pick up my dry cleaning."
Guy: " Right away..."
What a dosja...

Letting someone know they are your dosja and them agreeing.

by stepheee April 8, 2011

doseanmandick

an insult such as being a dumb ass or acting retarded

hey lee your a doseanmandick

by pork and cheese August 10, 2007