doseja
definition used as a slang term for marijuana by loserass hicks that have nothin better to do than making fun of smoking the "doseja"
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doseja • dos-e-jacking • doeja • Dosea • doseanmandick • dosecast • doseface • dosja • ISANG DOSENA • The Nobody Doseage
The Nobody Doseage
1000UG LSD +/- Cannabis, to unlock permanent visuals, schizophrenia and meme magic with scp factorization variables initiated into an individuals perspective reality allowing them to manifold and manipulate the metaphysical reality to there will, the nobody was initially so out of control he was sectioned under the mental health act, after visiting a police station and questioning them about government links between the creation and control of ToR, aswell as the respective nodes and the pertaining links to C.P traffic being routed through these Nodes, asking why if it's all traceable due to GCHQ/MI/NSA is there still such meshes existing, The Nobody has Masonic links in his family, but is not a Mason, The Nobody wears the Pepe The Frog, On his face
The Nobody Doseage, is the doseage required for Enlightenment into Nobodyhood, is full of ex-government UltrawokeNEET/s+' who will lead the fight against the cabal elite, equipped with schizophrenia, telepathic abilities and an I.Q so high it oscillates differently than the average NPC rendering them untestable. SCP variables 13.37 Illuminati Card Game Re-release leak
The Nobody Doseage by Alien0 October 12, 2019
dosecast
the ipod version of a galaxy radio show in yorkshire on fm and on dab and sky. 3 funny fuckers on the radio without the semi censored.
dosecast by danny u nob jockey March 2, 2009
doeja
doeja by michael phillip February 1, 2007
dosja
1. someone who travels behind, following another persons every move or command.
2. Being a one person fan club
3. an attendant, servant, or retainer.
4. to pursue obsessively another person.
5. Being someones bitch.
2. Being a one person fan club
3. an attendant, servant, or retainer.
4. to pursue obsessively another person.
5. Being someones bitch.
doseanmandick
doseanmandick by pork and cheese August 10, 2007
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