Tje 

When its late and you fuck up and miss the H key.

Person 1:What tje fuck?
Person 2: *normie mode engaged* YoU sPeLt ThE wRoNg!!!1111!!!
Person 1:AH FAWK

Tje by Marthry Carthry June 23, 2018

TJE 

1) Acronym for telejournal entry.
2) Similar to a blog, but more informative, useful, and inspirational.

He just posted a new TJE. It blew my mind.

TJE by call me Will July 11, 2006

Tje 

1. when someone fucks up the most simplest word in the English alphabet by thinking they're him. then proceed to say "The, my b" like shut the fuck up, find a father.

2. your emo.

"Tje cat ran up the tree"

Tje by kljbhcgfdxs December 5, 2022

tje 

when you're a dumbass who doesn't know how to spell or sound like a sane person

1. Can you send me tje homework answers?

2. But Jane has Jolly which is a Jencil and u have ur chickens which r mungus so can tje bunnnies be triggle so we can all have smth?

tje by Fatty_Matty69 September 5, 2025

D'tje 

Dutch slang used to describe an attractive woman, iow. a female who is hot, sexy, smart, intelligent, humorous, fun to be around.

Hey D'tje, looking good today cutie, keep it up!

D'tje by vdc2 June 4, 2011

OV'tje 

Een OV'tje staat voor een overval plegen.

Stijn: ik moet nog €500 voor een nieuwe PlayStation

Fabian: Pleeg gewoon een ov'tje , dan hebbie het zo

Stijn: of gewoon sparen voor die doekkoes.

OV'tje by BASED-MAGA2024 September 29, 2021

jan"tje de lathouwerrrrr 

gay, houd van andermans latten vast te houden als je weet wat ik bedoel, zeker die kleine lat van zijn kinderen,

he loves it when yu drink water in class

pays more for gell than his very low salary

hey he has a small dick!

what a jan"tje de lathouwerrrrr

jan"tje de lathouwerrrrr by skrakakaka October 27, 2022

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011