Narcissistick

A long pole with which one attaches a phone to take a selfie/groupie from a distance.

That dickhead loves taking photos of himself with his narcissistick.

by doseface February 15, 2019

Rattlesnake

Type of dance in which: persons wiggle with arms tight to body in snake like fashion to the song of same name by King Gizzard & the Lizzard Wizard.

Rattle rattle rattle rattle RATTLESNAKE *wiggle*

by doseface February 02, 2019

doseface

Irish slang for someone who looks like they are, or will likely be a 'dose', i.e. a pain in the hole; shite craic; obnoxious.

Your wan with the selfiestick had a right doseface on her.

by doseface February 01, 2019

Irexit

Something which is as unpronounceable as it is unrealistic.

The otorhinolaryngologist, mischievous Colonel Worchester said Irexit is ridiculous. Ireland is not an isthmus in the EU that can be cut away with scissors.

by doseface February 01, 2019