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dorchestrated 

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.
the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.
dorchestrated by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009
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orchestrated bro-fart 

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.
My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.

Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness

Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness, also shortened as HSOrchC, HS OrchC or simply as HSOC, is a psychological, psychiatric and neuroscientific hypothesis that holds that majority of all of brain processes that happen are controlled by the subconscious mind and this subconscious mind knows more than the conscious mind and it's called as higher self, where the higher selfs exists at physical and extraphysical levels at the same time and he needs of a physical representation that's the brain processes happening and at the same time he's extraphysical, and where the physical and extraphysical can be seen as the same thing on different levels and states. HSOrchC also supports that it's impossible to know about the extraphysical nature of higher selves being necessary the development of epistemological pluralism and of spiritual sciences and extranatural sciences in order to determine what are higher selves about since natural sciences cannot prove, disprove or even determine the extraphysical nature of higher selves.
"Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness is a really nice hypothesis and idea, despite it's somehow similar with the Extraphysical Orchestrated Consciousness, that's nice to see there are a lot of more hypothesis and ideas related to consciousness being physical and extraphysical at the same time despite it might take some years until HSOrchC be full developed and even tested."

orchestrated 

The action of getting "owned" in paddleball. See also Heyder and Nickel
"You've just been orchestrated. And I can't wait for Puerto Rico" ~Mr. Honey
orchestrated by Joe Rogan April 11, 2005

Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness 

Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness, shortened as Orch EpC or Orch EC, is a hypothesis that postulates that consciousness originates at extraphysical level of neurons instead of the connection between neurons. Orch EpC uses of extraphysical-mechanical properties and of extraphysicalist philosophy, mainly of extraphysical monism and extraphysical dualism, in order to explain how consciousness would actually work.
"Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness is a quite controversial hypothesis by some, but that might be really interesting for study about extraphysical consciousness such as to see if extraphysicalism is actually right about the properties of mind/consciousness and even if the mind/consciousness is the same as soul/spirit."

Orchestrated Mastrubation

When multiple people, typically arranged in archs, mastrubate to the beat of a conductor, a metronome is recommended for beginners. (This can be done for a live crowd or on pay per view)
For our family outing this evening, i bought us all tickets to see orchestrated mastrubation
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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