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dorchestrated 

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.
the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.
dorchestrated by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009
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orchestrated bro-fart 

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.
My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.

Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness

Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness, also shortened as HSOrchC, HS OrchC or simply as HSOC, is a psychological, psychiatric and neuroscientific hypothesis that holds that majority of all of brain processes that happen are controlled by the subconscious mind and this subconscious mind knows more than the conscious mind and it's called as higher self, where the higher selfs exists at physical and extraphysical levels at the same time and he needs of a physical representation that's the brain processes happening and at the same time he's extraphysical, and where the physical and extraphysical can be seen as the same thing on different levels and states. HSOrchC also supports that it's impossible to know about the extraphysical nature of higher selves being necessary the development of epistemological pluralism and of spiritual sciences and extranatural sciences in order to determine what are higher selves about since natural sciences cannot prove, disprove or even determine the extraphysical nature of higher selves.
"Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness is a really nice hypothesis and idea, despite it's somehow similar with the Extraphysical Orchestrated Consciousness, that's nice to see there are a lot of more hypothesis and ideas related to consciousness being physical and extraphysical at the same time despite it might take some years until HSOrchC be full developed and even tested."

orchestrated 

The action of getting "owned" in paddleball. See also Heyder and Nickel
"You've just been orchestrated. And I can't wait for Puerto Rico" ~Mr. Honey
orchestrated by Joe Rogan April 11, 2005

Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness 

Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness, shortened as Orch EpC or Orch EC, is a hypothesis that postulates that consciousness originates at extraphysical level of neurons instead of the connection between neurons. Orch EpC uses of extraphysical-mechanical properties and of extraphysicalist philosophy, mainly of extraphysical monism and extraphysical dualism, in order to explain how consciousness would actually work.
"Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness is a quite controversial hypothesis by some, but that might be really interesting for study about extraphysical consciousness such as to see if extraphysicalism is actually right about the properties of mind/consciousness and even if the mind/consciousness is the same as soul/spirit."
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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