dorchen
He's a real dorchen!
dorchen by funwillfunwill March 28, 2015
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Douchenetic
Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010
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dorchen • douchenozzle • Dorchester • douchenheimer • dorche • Doucheneck • Doucheness • douchenoob • douchenado • Douchenag
Dorchester Mudslide
A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.
The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.
Dorchester Mudslide by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015
Douchenigger
Hey look at that douchenigger over there!
Douchenigger by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010
douchenometry
a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
Douchenose
Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
douchenamic duo
Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.
Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.
douchenamic duo by Reeseee May 28, 2008
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