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A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.
Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"
domokun by Penguin March 17, 2003
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count dorkula 

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.
John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

Take A Count Dooku 

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku
A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness
Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus
dorkus by lj23456 February 24, 2013
A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus
The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.
Dorkus by ccrider95 February 4, 2015

san fran dooku 

A gay act where 2 penises intertwine.
Carlos: Ohh ya, that gay sex is great! Oh shit we just San Fran dookued our penises.

Steve: I actually kinda like it