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John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.
Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.
John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula
(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010
Take A Count Dooku
A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.
Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Take A Count Dooku by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009
Dorkus
san fran dooku
Carlos: Ohh ya, that gay sex is great! Oh shit we just San Fran dookued our penises.
Steve: I actually kinda like it
Steve: I actually kinda like it
san fran dooku by Carlossmith98420 May 28, 2020
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