dorkupine 

simply, a dork-like person. it rhymed.

porcupine? no, dorkupine.

dorkupine by fuckingay January 20, 2007

Dorkupine 

When you want to call someone foolish, but it has to rhyme with "porcupine".

"You're such a dorkupine"

Dorkupine by ur.a.dorkupine January 25, 2022

Dorkinese 

(dôrk'e-nEz)

- n.
1. The language of dorks (as used by Master Shake to describe Frylock in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 'The Cloning').

2. Any manner of speaking that seems annoying, presumptuous, or absurdly-intellectual.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to a dorky manner of speaking.

'I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!'

Dorkinese by Jacopo May 23, 2009

dorkiness 

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.

Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.

dorkiness by ae723 November 13, 2010

dickupine 

A dickupine is a rather elusive beast. Dickupines are created when a women has had so many penises stuck into her over the years that if they were sticking out she would in fact look like a porcupine. Thus the dickupine was born.

Fred: Did you see Dick Whites wife?
Charles: Yeah she is a total Dickupine.
Fred: I know man I wish females came with the number stamped into their foreheads.
Charles: No kidding at least you would know how many dicks have been in them.

dickupine by Pimpintology January 25, 2014

Darkspine Sonic 

A form of Sonic the Hedgehog after acquiring the World Rings in the game Sonic and the Secret Rings He is similar to Dark Super Sonic, as he is powered by negative emotion. His fur turns indigo and he becomes somewhat pale. His eyes,irises and mouth are not visible. His attacks are mainly close range, as opposed to Super Sonic who uses boost and energy abilities. Unlike Super Sonic, Darkspine Sonic doesnt suck up rings in this form.

Sonic Fan: Dude Darkspine Sonic kinda sucks,

2nd Sonic fan: I know, Excalibur Sonic was better.

Darkspine Sonic by ChaosPunishment February 26, 2010

duckupine

A species that is half duck and half porcupine. This animal is a rare occurrence and only is born when a blonde, white, female YouTuber is left alone in her bathroom for 48+ hours.

“My duckupine’s name is Carl,” said Simone Giertz.

duckupine by Lil Diabeetus June 12, 2018