dorkk

a silly person with extra sillyness

Wow, my friend C, is a dorkk

by kattyx3 December 12, 2008

Dorkelfie

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Dokko

According to Korean folklore, Dokko is a state of being ageless, fit, hot, and overall amazing.

Aging Loser #1: My abs are all flabby and I'm always stressed. I wish I were more Dokko.

Aging Loser#2: Haha, GTFO. Only Andrew doesn't age and can achieve that state of supreme awesomeness.

by Jenny Money Penny October 24, 2019

okky dokky

okky dokky is the elite version of ok and can be used in all circumstances ok can be used in but however the user that types this must be aware that you need to be epic to send the message

Guy : Pull on my knob
Girl : The one on the oven?
Guy : Yeah
Girl : okky dokky then you can choke me

by imjustacooldude October 16, 2019

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

You're such a dork

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it

Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.

by gooeygal December 23, 2017

dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986

I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008