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dorkier by 49 shades of crazy January 11, 2017
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Dorkberry
A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?
Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?
Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!
Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".
Dweeb: Huh?
Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.
Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry
Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!
Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".
Dweeb: Huh?
Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.
Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry
Dorkberry by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009
Dorkery
Chad demonstrated his dorkery by watching a 12 hour Star Trek marathon.
The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!
The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!
Dorkery by mysteria50 August 19, 2009
dorker
A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.
dorker by Raphide (Ben) September 22, 2003
New Dorker
Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.
A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".
This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.
i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"
Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.
They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.
Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.
A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".
This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.
i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"
Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.
They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.
Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.
Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"
Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"
Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"
Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers
Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"
Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"
Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers
New Dorker by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010
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