donkier
relating to the male reproductive organ, ie, the penis. Especially when used in a classroom setting, when the term penis would be to abrupt and inappropriate to use.
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Honker Donker
Honker Donker by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022
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donkier • Donker • donier • Doniker • donkerdoodle • donker flopper • Donkerman • donkeroo • donkerrhea • Donkery
Donkerman
A tanned Spanish looking guitarist.
He makes dry jokes and is overly talkative because he is probably crying deep down.
His friends might misuse him for his cool volla and editing skills when he is actually just loyal. He has probably also been peed on.
As for the love life, Donkerman is a hopeless romantic hoping to find the right chick so that he can seranade her at her balcony like a stalker.
Some synonyms are Armand, honjol and South African Sam Kolder.
He makes dry jokes and is overly talkative because he is probably crying deep down.
His friends might misuse him for his cool volla and editing skills when he is actually just loyal. He has probably also been peed on.
As for the love life, Donkerman is a hopeless romantic hoping to find the right chick so that he can seranade her at her balcony like a stalker.
Some synonyms are Armand, honjol and South African Sam Kolder.
peenie donker
A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
peenie donker by Petrosian August 9, 2019
horp a donker
horp a donker by shawndo919 April 16, 2008
Flicky Flicky Willy Donker
A light switch
Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.
Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right
Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right
Flicky Flicky Willy Donker by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022
Doniker
Doniker by Cooper-Yeager November 20, 2013
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