Dorkery 

Participating in activities, or exhibiting actions associated with that of a dork.

Chad demonstrated his dorkery by watching a 12 hour Star Trek marathon.

The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!

Dorkery by mysteria50 August 19, 2009

dorkeyness

A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.

Oh my gosh, Veronica, your dorkeyness is through the roof!

dorkeyness by Mr. Bargdill August 25, 2006

dorker 

A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.

Did you see that dorker over there? He's so annoying.

dorker by Raphide (Ben) September 22, 2003

New Dorker 

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.

Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers

New Dorker by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010

Upper Dorker Door Dumper 

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

Upper Dorker Door Dumper by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

dorkerest 

Biggest dork. Nothing else beats it.

You're a dorkerest! I win.

dorkerest by Joe233 May 2, 2006

dorkers 

The prefered brand of pants worn by mid management Dorky types. Although Fashionably out of date, the pleated varity seems to be the pant style of choice. These pants are also coordinated with a some sort of crappy golf course polo type shirt and a cell phone on the belt.

Hey man are those Dorkers you're wearing?

dorkers by joe gielniak March 22, 2007