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Similar to a sixth sense, dorkdar allows the owners to spot a dork. Typically bankers have this ability as they are themselves dorks and can smell their own kind.
The banker was able to tell that the person on the other end of the phone was a dork due to her extrodinarily strong dorkdar.
dorkdar by Timmy Timalim December 9, 2008
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dorkaramus 

an adjective used to describe anything that is extremely dorky
that star wars convention was totally dorkaramus
dorkaramus by kidmuto June 15, 2011
a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time
person who looks up "dorktard" on urban dictionary.com
dorktard by charlie williams December 6, 2003

Dorkarific 

Having to do with something or someone with extreme dorkness.
Your laugh is totally dorkarific!

"Have a dorkarific day!"
Dorkarific by xxIdkxx July 24, 2009

Dorkward 

To be awkward because you're such a fucking nerd.
When Sheldon from Big Bang attempts to use sarcasm. Dorkward.
Dorkward by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016

dorkward 

That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.

That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.

That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.

Phil Dunfy.
Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?

Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.

Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
dorkward by GregFresser September 26, 2013

dorkaronus 

noun - a person that is so stupid that they don't even know they are a dork.
The character in a movie who does stupid shit is a dorkaronus.
dorkaronus by satirehue November 14, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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