monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 25, 2008

mentholized

having had alchohol or any menthol containing substance rubbed on a man's head immediately after shaving it bald. this is typically performed by the barber.

the barber mentholized him right after the cut.

by kidmuto July 25, 2008

dorkaramus

an adjective used to describe anything that is extremely dorky

that star wars convention was totally dorkaramus

by kidmuto June 16, 2011

miserated

to be caused to feel miserable

my boss miserated the hell out of me today

by kidmuto June 09, 2009

flossflick

the guck that gets flicked out from in between your teeth while flossing, typically landing on the bathroom mirror

if you face me while flossing, you might get your flossflick on me!

by kidmuto October 06, 2008

statuscatalyst

a cryptic status message (such as on Facebook or GChat) that does not describe your mood unless coupled with other bits of information.

SA: What's with the strange status message?
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.

by kidmuto July 11, 2008