A person that is such a dork that they think hatchbacks are cool and they brag about their Excel skills, and they are as clumsy and lumbering as a Tyrannosaurus rex.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.