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Much like the monks, a person who studies dorkism usualy meditates under many books, has very few friends and is prone to subtle spurts of Aqumininininism, has very few friends, if any, are under the leadership of the high dork.... in this case Steven Hawkings.

Created by Irish settelers of South East Asia and South Dakota.
"The followers of dorkism read the book for dorkismnes."
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The actions of a dork.
Example of a dorkism: Walking towards an automatic door and not waiting for it to open and then SLAM. Smashed right into it.
Dorkism by IamViki September 8, 2016
The word to describe the most Dorkiest , and Amazing girl in the world; Zia
Man dorkism is a real thing, Just look how much of a dork Zia is!
Dorkism by herfavoritedork422 August 21, 2023

little dorkism 

The religion of the story That Little Dork which praises the rich king himself, Byakuya Togami. The story can be found on Wattpad by Danganronpa_stories.
I live by the Little Dorkism religion with Byakuya Togami
little dorkism by Togami’s Wife😌 November 26, 2020
Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.
Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."
Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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