Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.

Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."

Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

Dogsmack 

A slang word interchangeable with "bullshit." It basically means: u my dog, but u should get smacked for sayin' that shit

Guy 1:"nigga tupac aint shit compared to soulja boy nah mean?"

Guy 2: "nah nigga thats fuckn dogsmack nigga, eat a dick"

Dogsmack by Small Jizzam Unclean Mean May 16, 2010

dicksmack 

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dicksmacker 

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

doosmackey 

oldfasion name for balls

when you run down stairs with loose underware, your balls smack whitch makes it doosmackeys

doosmackey by smackeys June 30, 2009

Doobie DickSmack 

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

Doobie DickSmack by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

dicksmack 

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002