A dorkamorphus is someone who is an absolute dork. Not just a dork, but a dork who has evolved - morphed - into something of a higher dork level. Calling someone dorkamophus is almost a “ur mom gay” tier level insult, and shouldn’t be used lightly. Attributes of people who fall into the dorkamorphus category are usually stinky, dumb and play fortnite.
Donkey: Shrek, why didn’t Fiona marry Lord Farquaad?
Shrek: Because Donkeh, he’s a dorkamorphus
Donkey: ...Periodt
(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.
But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.