A dorkamorphus is someone who is an absolute dork. Not just a dork, but a dork who has evolved - morphed - into something of a higher dork level. Calling someone dorkamophus is almost a “ur mom gay” tier level insult, and shouldn’t be used lightly. Attributes of people who fall into the dorkamorphus category are usually stinky, dumb and play fortnite.
Donkey: Shrek, why didn’t Fiona marry Lord Farquaad?
Shrek: Because Donkeh, he’s a dorkamorphus
Donkey: ...Periodt
(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.
But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.