dorkamon

One that is both socially awkward and incompetent.
An almighry amalgamation of Dork and Moron.

Germany is not in France you Dorkamon, go open a book.

by TFern December 1, 2023

Dorkamorphus

A dorkamorphus is someone who is an absolute dork. Not just a dork, but a dork who has evolved - morphed - into something of a higher dork level. Calling someone dorkamophus is almost a “ur mom gay” tier level insult, and shouldn’t be used lightly. Attributes of people who fall into the dorkamorphus category are usually stinky, dumb and play fortnite.

Donkey: Shrek, why didn’t Fiona marry Lord Farquaad?
Shrek: Because Donkeh, he’s a dorkamorphus
Donkey: ...Periodt

by dcminicisgay November 30, 2019

Dorkmonger

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.

Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"

by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008

dorkaronus

noun - a person that is so stupid that they don't even know they are a dork.

The character in a movie who does stupid shit is a dorkaronus.

by satirehue November 14, 2007

dorkamo

Dmitri Sedykin

Dude, that Russian over there is a total dorkamo.

by SimonSays... March 5, 2013