dorek

A very jolly person, most commenly found in Yorba Linda, California.

Keith Woods is an extremely good dorek, the way he wears those shirts.

by Master of all things cynical December 14, 2008

dorek

An extremely Jolly person. They always like to smile, and are very cuddly. They are also known as Keith

Keith the dorek was sitting at home being jolly.

by Lilaa December 15, 2008

dorek

a non-sensical prose. weakly cohesive rhyme or rap.

That flow was dorek. You're shit is busted.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Papa Derek

A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020

Derek Bum

A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!

by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020

Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011