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orchestrated bro-fart 

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.
My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.

Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness 

Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness, shortened as Orch EpC or Orch EC, is a hypothesis that postulates that consciousness originates at extraphysical level of neurons instead of the connection between neurons. Orch EpC uses of extraphysical-mechanical properties and of extraphysicalist philosophy, mainly of extraphysical monism and extraphysical dualism, in order to explain how consciousness would actually work.
"Orchestrated Extraphysical Consciousness is a quite controversial hypothesis by some, but that might be really interesting for study about extraphysical consciousness such as to see if extraphysicalism is actually right about the properties of mind/consciousness and even if the mind/consciousness is the same as soul/spirit."

Orchestrated Mastrubation

When multiple people, typically arranged in archs, mastrubate to the beat of a conductor, a metronome is recommended for beginners. (This can be done for a live crowd or on pay per view)
For our family outing this evening, i bought us all tickets to see orchestrated mastrubation

Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness

Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness, also shortened as HSOrchC, HS OrchC or simply as HSOC, is a psychological, psychiatric and neuroscientific hypothesis that holds that majority of all of brain processes that happen are controlled by the subconscious mind and this subconscious mind knows more than the conscious mind and it's called as higher self, where the higher selfs exists at physical and extraphysical levels at the same time and he needs of a physical representation that's the brain processes happening and at the same time he's extraphysical, and where the physical and extraphysical can be seen as the same thing on different levels and states. HSOrchC also supports that it's impossible to know about the extraphysical nature of higher selves being necessary the development of epistemological pluralism and of spiritual sciences and extranatural sciences in order to determine what are higher selves about since natural sciences cannot prove, disprove or even determine the extraphysical nature of higher selves.
"Higher Self Orchestrated Consciousness is a really nice hypothesis and idea, despite it's somehow similar with the Extraphysical Orchestrated Consciousness, that's nice to see there are a lot of more hypothesis and ideas related to consciousness being physical and extraphysical at the same time despite it might take some years until HSOrchC be full developed and even tested."

dorchestrated 

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.
the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.
dorchestrated by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009

orchestrate 

1. To have sexual intercourse

2. To have intercourse with
1. When we get home later, let's orchestrate.

2. I soooo wanna orchestrate him!

3. I heard that they orchestrated last night.
orchestrate by Juice Dudette February 23, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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