Your identical twin of a penis. Exactly the same dimensions, skin tone and "flaccid to hard" growth velocity. Similar to Joey from Friends hand twin, only it's your man-junk.
Everybody has one.
"This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait , that's your dick, no wait it's my dick"
When one adopts the ridiculous affectation of another (normally a recent celebrity outing) in an attempt to get ahead of a perceived, burgeoning fashion trend, but only succeeds in making themselves look like a prize bell end.
Look at what that cunt is wearing, just 'cause someone wore it to the oscars. They're such a doppelwänger!