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Doppelwanger 

Another guy's penis that looks just like yours.
My girlfriend told me my dick is a doppelwanger of her ex's.
Doppelwanger by Tbonerstalloner June 13, 2017
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doppelwanger 

when you're watching porn and notice the guys dick looks exactly like yours.
Oh my god that dude is totally my doppelwanger
doppelwanger by jonesberger January 4, 2021

doppelwanger 

All Asians are doppelwangers since they all look alike and they are all named Wang.
All those Asians look alike to me.Any one is a doppelwanger of another.
doppelwanger by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

Doppelwänger 

Your identical twin of a penis. Exactly the same dimensions, skin tone and "flaccid to hard" growth velocity. Similar to Joey from Friends hand twin, only it's your man-junk.

Everybody has one.

"This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait , that's your dick, no wait it's my dick"
Brad and Chad stood at urinals...

Brad: OMG, dude - I think we're Doppelwängers!!

Chad: Dude, what's a Doppelwänger?

Brad: Dude! We have identical dicks!

Chad: Dude... That's Rad!
Doppelwänger by Matty2Fatty June 16, 2021

Doppelwänger 

When one adopts the ridiculous affectation of another (normally a recent celebrity outing) in an attempt to get ahead of a perceived, burgeoning fashion trend, but only succeeds in making themselves look like a prize bell end.
Look at what that cunt is wearing, just 'cause someone wore it to the oscars. They're such a doppelwänger!
Doppelwänger by LeppoFX September 13, 2014

Doppelwänger 

The object that perfectly matches both length and girth of an individuals penis.
Holy crap! This can of spray deodorant is my Doppelwänger!

doppleganger

A person who looks so much like you that it's Eerie & Unbelieveable!!!!
I found my lookalike doppleganger on Twin Strangers~Amazing & they say Everyone has 7 dopplegangers!!
doppleganger by Starchylde June 4, 2015
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